Let’s be real, most DIY projects come with instructions longer than a legal document, but applying Soar Teflon is so brilliantly simple, even a couple of magpies with a questionable work ethic can do it.

If these two famously mischievous birds can achieve a flawless, professional-job while probably arguing over whose turn it is to hold the rag, then you, my brilliant friend, have absolutely got this.